no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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