i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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