She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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