I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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