Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
