but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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