how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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