she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Randomize
