Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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