it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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