is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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