Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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