She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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