its not stalking. its research.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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