Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
its not stalking. its research.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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