Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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