Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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