How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just google imaged poop.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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