She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
