Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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