I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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