There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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