Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
