ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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