its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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