No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
