When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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