Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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