all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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