i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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