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(917): View more from New York City

Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?

(212): View more from New York

Vagina

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.

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(210): View more from Texas

I've decided to bang my pen-pal.

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(716): View more from New York

a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz

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(970): View more from Colorado

What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk

(1-970): View more from Colorado

That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!

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(305): View more from Florida

its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face

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(815): View more from Illinois

I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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(216): View more from Ohio

i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.

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