It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Apparently you make a good broom.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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