You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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