i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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