Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Randomize