You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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