No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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