He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
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O.K.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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