Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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