We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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