He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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