This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
