The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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