he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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