I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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