I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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