Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
