I wish I only lived at night.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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