Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Drunk walkin through police station. America
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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