i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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