Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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