why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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