I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
